Caption Contest

[Paul]

Do your worst :soo: !!!

http://www.nenedigital.co.uk/caption.jpg

[jb]

arrrrgh i've got mud on my knees and us pretty netherton boys dont like to get dirty!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm gonna stamp my feet until someone gets rid of it!!

[Paul]

While practising for the Grand National, this jockey has just realised that when the horse goes, he has to go too !

[Big G]

Its just a jump to the left

and then a step to the right

put your hands on your hips

and bend your knees in time

[eddie c s]

im thinking more why matt has 3 boots on ? even though we won 6-0 i hear the ref had a shocker and doesnt know why he booked people and admited he booked one player because other players had been moaning lol

[Paul]

He certainly seemed to get to one or two Netherton players. He waved off some hideous tackles but then got real jumpy when the ball for the corner kick wasn't in the D !!!

Strangest behaviour was at half time though. It felt like -10 out in the wind and the players raced off to take shelter but the ref ........ he wandered off across the pitch and into the dense woods, only to reappear just before the restart *scd* !!!

[eddie c s]

hate those kinds of refs, wasnt there like i say but heard he missed leg breaking fouls and was more worried about earing being taped up and foul language . dont know the refs name but we had him earlier in the season and nearly called the game of cause some of the paint was flaking on the goal post " i want it re painted and welded " ok ref let me just fetch the groundsman! lol

[Hyypia]

What's going on? Where's my sand pit gone? And i thought the triple jump was an individual sport!

[topband]

My dad picks the team and he says I am playing so there and I am not being taken off
Didnt ya Dad

[eddie c s]

lol although our dad is a legend... how many teams can he manage? ......

i like the sand pit one . maybe its a " i hate it when my manager 'pino' pinches my ass"

[BIFFA BACON]

i hear the ref missed leg breaking challenges ?????????

the camera neva lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jb]

I DON'T WANNA PLAY AGAINST PSL RES'S COS IT'LL BE TOO HARD!!!!!! I WANNA STAY HERE AND PLAY AT KETTON COS THEY'RE AT OUR LEVEL AND I'M GONNA STAMP MY FEET UNTIL I GET MY OWN WAY!!!!!!

[jb]

BUGGER I'VE JUST REALISED THAT PAUL IS PLANNING TO COME TO ONE OF OUR GAMES SOON TOO!!!!!!

[mattsedd]

Not bad not bad...... you got me on that one. How did you manage to make me look so good? I think I look particularly full of hair in that shot! (?)

anyway, not bad captions , although I can clearly remember what I said at that point, as it was during the warm up, before the game had even begun

"you've got to be joking, not this ref again, he's the worst ref i've EVER seen"

I was proved to be correct.

We've had him three times this season.

The first time he started the game BEFORE our keeper had got on to the pitch and even before he's got his gloves on, completely ignoring the usual check that both linesmen and keepers are ready to go

Second time he demanded that the goalpost got welded before kick off, as it was in his oppinion unsafe. (yeah right, I'll just pull out the blow tourch I've got hidden down my right sock)

and this time, blatant prejudiced, refused to give ANY (and that is leterally) free kicks against general lee. Sighting that he goes down easily. HE'S 5 FOOT TALL AND WEIGHS 8 STONE. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT YOU FLIPPING IDIOT???????

even ketton fans were cracking up because there was a blatant penalty not given because the ref doesn't like small south korean players who play for netherton. Everyone agreed from both sides that the ref was useless.

If it had been a game between 2 physical sides contesting the title, then I fear that the ref would hve completely lost control. As it was, Ketton's hospitality and sportsmanship was second to none, and the game continued along without real incident despite the refs best attempts to spoil it.

Incidently, can any ref tell me under what law of the game a ref can stop play (whilst an attack is going on) and award a free kick up the other end for "Dissent" No where can I see it. The only possible get out is that a ref can stop play and award a free kick if he is about to caution a player, but as he didn't do this, I can only assume that it is some made up law from our friend in black.

Grrrr.

Rant over. Don't normally bash refs as it's too easy, and for the most part they do a good job. However this guy is a clown.

[pmcvey]

Matt, you must have been annoyed because you never normally moan about the referee (even when i turn up)

Dissent can be penalised by an indirect free kick given against the offending player but the player concerned should be cautioned. I have done this a couple of times but only when I am producing a card. If you do it once the rest of the game should be easy - who was the referee in question??

Whens the big game for you boys (on a Sunday against the Corby Cardigans)??

[mattsedd]

This sunday mate...can't wait!

Thanks for clearing that up. So the Ref was acting outside of the laws of the game by awarding a free kick for verbal offence, which didn't lead to a booking. If this was alowed Ref's would just be stopping the game left right and centre.