Spiderman Unmasked

[spec]

After several irritating weeks of whether I cared or not who spidey really is the secret is unearthed, I think the surname clue gave it away in the end, Spiderman is............ Cliff Richard !!!
Yes the god fearing, anal loving superstar christened HARRY Webb has finally flipped his lid and started appearing on our wonderful website spouting as much ****e as when he was denying he rinsed Sue Barker many times in the 70's.
C'mon guys give us some really cheesey re-titles of Cliff's greatest hits that could have something in common with the ****e our superhero spouts, I'll start off with a simple Mistletoe and WHINE

[Bratts]

Didnt he also have a hit with " Millenium Player "

Bratts

[jb]

jimmy that is poor!

[bluestar]

Spec me old mate along a similar theme to your own there's Throw down a Whine -
and I know its wishful thinking but would like Spiderman to re-make the 1979 hit "We Don't Talk (****e) Anymore".

[spec]

Very good Bluestar, here's another one, In the Country

Edited - Mobile Man - Bit harsh what was originally there

[SportsSec]

Living Droll!

[Harbs]

Here you go Spidey
"I'm no Hero"

[Harbs]

or even better

"im The lonely one"

the sole Hampton FC life long gold member.

[spec]

If you are going to edit my posts have the decency to put on it that you have done so you spineless buffoons :rnt:

[Ross]

Apologies, didnt have time to add a reason to it, boss was lurking. Had forgotton until now :sad:

[Hanks]

Bachelor Boy????

or The not so young one!!

[spec]

Thank you Ross !! Harsh but fair as we say at Fletton :lol:

[Ross]

Probably not gonna take a genius to work out what it was though is it??

[spec]

Not now you've put on there that you edited it no !!!!

[jb]

hey spiderman you've gone unusually quiet have you been rumbled? :lol:

[Hanks]

in which case "we don't talk anymore" :lol:
My god i know far to many cliff richard songs!!

[Spider Man]

People try to put us down
Talking about my lovely Hampton
Just because we're after the crown
Talking about my lovely Hampton

Spec like to use lots of naughty words
Talking about my lovely Hampton
Makes him look big with his Fletton nerds
Talking about my lovely Hampton

Why don't you all fffff cough into space
Because my mask is staying on my face

[Ross]

in which case "we don't talk anymore" :lol:
My god i know far to many cliff richard songs!!

Yes, yes you do :lol:

[spec]

As Cliff would sing (now there's) A theme for a dream, Hanks-ditto !!
If Hampton win the title this year or even next I will show my ar*e in Burtons window for a whole weekend

[jb]

i've spotted spiderman in some pictures in between britney spears's legs! photographic proof is provided in the following link

Edited - Mobile Man - Link removed, not exactly suitable

[spec]

Yes that's definitely him, must have had a shave that day :lol:

[jb]

boo ross you're a spoilsport. i bet you made sure you looked at the link first!

dont you need to be 18 to be registered for this site? if so that link is fine come on reinstate the link.

if not all other people imagine this the other way round on britney spears body! :mnn:

[Ross]

Think you only need to be over 13 to register on this site. Dont think we have any people younger than that, but i have been informed some kids do look at this site, so just being a bit careful

Oh and no i didnt look, have already seen it :lol:

[spec]

You took them you dirty little man :lol:

[Ross]

You took them you dirty little man :lol:

Brilliant :lol:

[SportsSec]

Wheres Spideman gone? Has he been squashed or more fittingly washed down the plughole?

[Spider Man]

Have you been missing me Sportssec? I have been working away this week and just back in town. Not any big games tomorrow so going xmas shopping with my partner. Couldn't care who wins after last weeks tragic outcome, losing to the PSL thugs, though not as bad as Whittlesey

[SportsSec]

Didn't think Spiders ate grapes, especially sour ones!
Don't think PSL even had a player book - did they win on skill alone?

[jb]

what spiderman means he's been dropped for playing crap against an opposition he got wound up on here and gave extra motivation for psl to dish out a good spanking! :lol: :mnn:

[Harbs]

for screening purposes message has been deleted.

[Barrel]

Have you been missing me Sportssec? I have been working away this week and just back in town. Not any big games tomorrow so going xmas shopping with my partner. Couldn't care who wins after last weeks tragic outcome, losing to the PSL thugs, though not as bad as Whittlesey

You are a bad loser aren't you Spider Man?

Losing to us old Fen boys has not done down well with you has it? Tut tut

[carefree]

i won't get on your back spiderman....


i need to renew my car insurance can u help :soo: :snt: