Spiderman Unmasked
After several irritating weeks of whether I cared or not who spidey really is the secret is unearthed, I think the surname clue gave it away in the end, Spiderman is............ Cliff Richard !!!
Yes the god fearing, anal loving superstar christened HARRY Webb has finally flipped his lid and started appearing on our wonderful website spouting as much ****e as when he was denying he rinsed Sue Barker many times in the 70's.
C'mon guys give us some really cheesey re-titles of Cliff's greatest hits that could have something in common with the ****e our superhero spouts, I'll start off with a simple Mistletoe and WHINE
Didnt he also have a hit with " Millenium Player "
Bratts
jimmy that is poor!
Spec me old mate along a similar theme to your own there's Throw down a Whine -
and I know its wishful thinking but would like Spiderman to re-make the 1979 hit "We Don't Talk (****e) Anymore".
Very good Bluestar, here's another one, In the Country
Edited - Mobile Man - Bit harsh what was originally there
Living Droll!
Here you go Spidey
"I'm no Hero"
or even better
"im The lonely one"
the sole Hampton FC life long gold member.
If you are going to edit my posts have the decency to put on it that you have done so you spineless buffoons
Apologies, didnt have time to add a reason to it, boss was lurking. Had forgotton until now
Bachelor Boy????
or The not so young one!!
Thank you Ross !! Harsh but fair as we say at Fletton
Probably not gonna take a genius to work out what it was though is it??
Not now you've put on there that you edited it no !!!!
hey spiderman you've gone unusually quiet have you been rumbled?
in which case "we don't talk anymore"
My god i know far to many cliff richard songs!!
People try to put us down
Talking about my lovely Hampton
Just because we're after the crown
Talking about my lovely Hampton
Spec like to use lots of naughty words
Talking about my lovely Hampton
Makes him look big with his Fletton nerds
Talking about my lovely Hampton
Why don't you all fffff cough into space
Because my mask is staying on my face
Yes, yes you doOriginally Posted by Hanks
in which case "we don't talk anymore"
My god i know far to many cliff richard songs!!
As Cliff would sing (now there's) A theme for a dream, Hanks-ditto !!
If Hampton win the title this year or even next I will show my ar*e in Burtons window for a whole weekend
Dont open this at work, not safe for work
i've spotted spiderman in some pictures in between britney spears's legs! photographic proof is provided in the following link
Edited - Mobile Man - Link removed, not exactly suitable
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